FROBlog has been closely monitoring Don't Ask Don't Tell these past few weeks, hoping to catch a glimpse of the elusive flip-flopping policy as it pokes its head in and out of implementation. Before today, the last we saw of it was on October 12, 2010 when Federal Judge Virginia Phillips was seen applying the sleeper hold on DADT in a back alley behind the courthouse. However, just today we received word that DADT was escorted back into the Pentagon with President Obama and a Ninth Circuit Appellate Judge under each arm! We tried to get a statement from DADT, but the beleaguered policy simply shrugged its shoulders in confusion, muttering something that sounded like, "I feel like a ping pong ball..."
In related news, the President and Judge Phillips will attempt to settle their differences over whether DADT should be dealt with in court or Congress via an all-out thumb war in a tented arena on the White House Ellipse. Rumored attendees include the Salahis (though they have not been formally invited) and any lingering, post-match Constitutional questions will be fielded by Christine O'Donnell.
More to come as FROBlog continues its....um...continuing coverage of Don't Ask Don't Tell Watch 2010!
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