Apply Within!!

Man oh man!! **big stretch**  There is nothin' like spending a day applying for jobs!!

You know when you wake up in the morning and know that you're gearing up for just a gosh darn great day?  The sun is shining, the air is clear, the bluebird of happiness is chirping "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" on your windowsill.  You know you're going to work...but you hesitate to call it "work" because, as they say, "if you love what you're doing, it aint' work!"  Sound familiar?

Well, that's pretty much the feeling I wake up with every morning these days.  Except, instead of knowing I'm going to work, I know that I'm going to spend the whole day searching for JOBS!!  And not just today, but EVERYDAY!  Joy of joys!!!

Don't be jealous, now.  You, too, can live this dream existence.  But you can't just jump into my shoes...it takes a little work.  First and foremost, you need to go to law school for three years with the preconceived notion that, upon graduating, you'll be much more marketable than 90% of the rubes rummaging around out there with worthless undergraduate degrees and **snicker snicker** MBAs.  Then, after graduating, you need to spend the entire summer studying for a two-day long hypo-gauntlet called the Bar Exam, the results for which you won't receive until many months later, though, anachronistically, they will be required by many of the employers you attempt to contact in the meantime.  And...well...that's pretty much it.  Follow those two steps and you can begin your uberfulfilling full-time career of applying to positions that you either aren't particularly interested in or, for which, aren't directly qualified!  It's that simple!

"But JFro," you may be asking yourself, "What if I actually get HIRED?  Then I won't be able to search for jobs anymore!"  Worry not, my loan-burdened friend.  In this economy, with record-setting amounts of law school grads being cranked out every year like little analytical sausages, you can sleep soundly knowing your eagerly-sought career in job-hunting is truly secure.

So, if you are an ambitious self-starter with no immediate prospects and enough debt to warrant a bail-out, consider a career in job-hunting.  It's not only emotionally rewarding, but comes with perks such as the freedom to work from home, choose your own hours...and best of all, EVERYDAY is Casual Friday!!

Get started TODAY!  Or not!