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IF I AM CAUGHT DRIVING BEHIND ONE MORE FREAKIN' MORON WHO'S NOT GOING THE SPEED LIMIT AND WAVERING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THE LINES LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN ON A TUESDAY NIGHT, ONLY TO LATER FIND OUT THEY WERE ON THEIR FREAKIN' CELL PHONE FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES, DRIVING WITH ONE HAND ON THE WHEEL AND THE OTHER ON THAT VACUOUS SKIN-TONED KICKBALL THAT RESTS ATOP THEIR DROOPED SHOULDERS, I'M GOING TO MOUNT A GUN TURRET ON MY CAR, CRY HAVOC AND RELEASE THE MOTHERTRUCKING DOGS OF WAR ON THIS TOWN, YOU SONOFAB*)@)&$)#*)%*)#$%)@)$(^%^($)#_@garybusey)#%(*)^@*#!@^*#!($@#S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!