Murphy can suck it.

Driving to work this morning.  First day on the job.  5 min behind schedule.  No time for shenanigans.

4 traffic light backups,
3 fender-bender rubberneckings,
2 school buses loading ridiculous amounts of anklebiters,
and 1 unexpected morning sheet of icy snow on the windshield LATER, I arrived to work only 25 min late.

RIDONKEY.