- Remembering I said the word "acculturate" two days ago and really meant "acclimate..." but correcting it at this point would be worthless.
- Forgetting to leave my sunglasses in the car and bringing them into work with me.
- Getting stuck behind a dude riding a Vespa without a helmet...not just because he was driving painstakingly slow--which he was--but because he wasn't wearing a helmet. C'mon, guy, really? Gonna mess up your buzz cut? Or just worried about not looking cool while riding 10 mph under the speed limit on a scooter in residential area?
Things that have made me smile today:
REDSKINS TOASTER!
