NOOOOO!! Not you, too!!

Just found out that Bass Ale was bought out by Anheuser-Busch (InBev)*...

Uch.

Can't the man keep their damn manny hands off my Bass???**

And, yes, I am writing this after watching BeerWars.  Awesome movie...watch it whether you're a beer lover, an America lover, or just a lover of JUSTICE, DAMN IT!

*Anheuser-Busch, if you're reading this and were planning on sponsoring FROBlog, please disregard this post.  I can and am fully prepared to be bought.
 
**Yes, I know this is old news.  But I just found out about it.  So suck it.

This aggression will STILL not stand, man!

Picture via gothamist.com

Rumors of a Lebowski 2 hit the tabloid circuit after Tara "Girl Next Door...if Amy Winehouse is your other neighbor" Reid spilled the beans to some people with microphones a few days ago.  Immediately excited (peed myself...twice), I started imagining what a sequel to the Cohen Bros.1998 smash hit would entail.  More bowling drama...more White Russians...more MICturition.  And, of course, more The Jesus.  The Dude and Company (sorry, Donny...you'll be in our hearts ) will be hard-pressed to one-up their original cinematic hijinx, but I have faith.  After all, in the words of our favorite mustachioed narrator, "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that."


Predictions for Lebowski 2's plot??  Leave a comment!